If I paint the fruitcake with varnish, can I use it as an anchor for my boat?

yes i don't even think the fish will eat that cr@pIf I paint the fruitcake with varnish, can I use it as an anchor for my boat?
Oh....absolutely. You can also use it....regardless as to whether or not you put varnish on it....as a paper weight or a door stop.If I paint the fruitcake with varnish, can I use it as an anchor for my boat?
That should work. It's best right after being freshly baked to varnish.
hell, drill a hole in it; attach a chain, and you've got a real nice morning star mace.